1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"nobody now stood." It's the end of the paragraph.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A paper about a quilt my brother is going to make.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Max and Ruby. Though I was really just in the room.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:34 PM Hard not to look. From where I sit I can see 4 clocks.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:41 PM. Not bad.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A game my brother is playing, a DVD on the TV, coughing, talking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, going to the car.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Replies in my inbox. The top one said, "."

9. What are you wearing?
A really big Hews Craft shirt, and black fuzzy PJ pants.

10. Did you dream last night?
I had a weird dream about my 8th grade homeroom/English teacher. People who never actually went to that school where there too. My sub conscious is confused about reality.

11. When did you last laugh? What EXACTLY were you laughing at?
Yesterday, something Rosemary said, I think.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Pink with white spongeing. *eyeroll*

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Well, some friends of our family invited us over, and while we where there Paul showed us a wiring issue. When he tested the outlet with the voltmeter, it read about 120V, as did all the other connected ones. When he plugged the sprinkler control he was hooking up into one, it worked fine, but when he plugged it into one of them, it didn't get any power. Despite the fact the the voltmeter got a reading out of the plug.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's pretty good.

15. What is the last film you saw?
I can't really remember.

16. If you became a multi-billionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Oh, all sorts of stuff.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about?
I am taking your quiz. Right now.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Regardless of guilt? Wouldn't that be nice.

19. Do you like to dance?
Not so much. If I did it I'm sure I'd like it more.

20. George Bush:
Which one?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Well, I'd have to ask my wife, silly.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See 21.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Living? Maybe. Going? For sure.

24. What will God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"What are you doing here? You bribe St. Peter or what?

25. Song thats playing?
The "Max and Rudy" theme.

I tag you, provided you will do it if I tag you. If not, there's really no point.